"Yes sir. Do you wish to be notified of any unusual findings, sir?" He desperately wants to say no, and please don't call at all until his next duty shift comes around. But he's on board ship, not at leisure, and he's been working as a duty doctor too long to give in to that temptation.

"Yes, nurse. Have fun with the boys. McCoy out." He waits a moment for the connection to cut out, and then grumbles more softly, "You are being a devil, you know that?"